"I HATE the paparizzi."....4Kids2Teach

"Anti-wrinkle cream gone horribly, HORRIBLY wrong.".....Calm

"¿como se dice «bald» en español?"....Unlimited Nonsense

"psssst, that turkey in the other cage is MUCH bigger!"....Wendy

"That turkey's close"....Dan

"What did I do last night?"....cjbrown

"Oh my I think you need some toothpaste."....Cole

"I'm ready for my close up!"....cheerchic32

"Hey, get outta my face!".....Shoop

"I still could be a swan!"....kadesmam

"How handsome I am...I LOVE MYSELF!!!!!".....Bobby

"Look at that chik in the next cage!".....Pey Pey La Pew

"Do you see me?......how about now?...now?.......NOW?????".....Micaela