Golfer: Wear high socks, a plaid outfit, golfer hat, carry golf clubs and tee. Thanks to Lucky Clover for this fun, easy idea. Another Idea - Dead Golfer Hey! My idea is the dead golfer. Cut a golf ball in half and glue it to the middle of your forehead. Put fake skin and blood around it for the realistic effect. Wear regular golfer attire and carry a golf club. You could also put the golf ball as an eyeball and be an alien! Thanks to Kristina for this clever idea.