Clown: Be a clown.......EZ....get a rainbow wig, face paint and get some suspenders. Thanks to AirdaleM for this easy idea! Another Clown idea.... Three years ago I was a clown. You can find makeup around the house or at a near by store. First you put baby powder on then blue on one cheek and yellow on the other, one red on your lips and a green eye. Thanks to Jessica for the tips! Another idea... You need: ~ a clown costume [w/ clown nose, big shoes, and clown suit wig, ect ect] ~ a set of face paint [preferably white, brown, black, and gray] Get the clown suit and wig really dirty, cut slits in the nose and smudge the shoes. Then Paint your face white w/ gray around the eyes. Using the black, add cheek bones. Using the gray add 5 o'clock shadow. Finally, using the brown smudge your whole face!! Thanks to Jake in NY for this idea!