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Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who??
Ketchup with ya soon!
Danielle (13) New York

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who??
Cargo Beep Beep!
from a Kids' Exhange Chatter

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tarzan?
Tarzan who?
Tarzan Stripes Forever!!
Dennis, (9) NY

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Duane?
Duane who?
Duane the tub!! I'm drowning!!
Danielle (13) NY

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe Lincoln
Abe Lincoln who?
Dummy!!!! Don't you know who Abe Lincoln is?
PJ

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handsome
Handsome who?
Handsome spaghetti throw the keyhole and I'll tell you.
Payton (8)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
No! Cows go Moo!
Amber (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ach-hoo
Ach-hoo who?
God Bless you!
Deshaye (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
Payton (8)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell you!
IP (13)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!
Jamie (10)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Warrior
Warrior who?
Warrior been all my life!
Alex (13)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anti
Anti who?
Anti cute, adoreble,smart, and cool?
Ashli (8 1/2)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police, Open up!
Tanzil (7)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
I have the Flu!
Darci (7)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go vroom vroom!
Haneen (8)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna Mary
Anna Mary who?
Anna Mary old sole was he!
Okay (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita life!
Mercedez (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isobel
Isobel who?
Isobel on my bicycle?
Emma-Louise (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec Christmas!
KirstyAyaKoua (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sue
Sue who?
Nobody
Philippa-Jane (13)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Madison (5)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it's cold outside!
KK (10)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
I Love
I Love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
Amelia (11)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adam
Adam who?
Adam up and give me the bill
Austin (11)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
I didn't know you were an owl!
Maggie (8)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Man
Man who?
Man oh man this is a bad joke!
James (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
No they dont, cows moo!
Max (10)

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Green.
Green who?

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Green.
Green who?

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana again?!
Tesa (11)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting dog
Interrupting dog who?
Woof woof! (say "woof woof" when the other person says "Interrupting dog who?").
Sadie (7)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to come in!
Aubrielle (5)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wa
Wa who?
Boy you are really excited to see me!!
Colby (5)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
Sure, I'll have one!
Dazzle (13)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
I am
I am who?
You dont know who you are?
Elvis (11)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owl
Owl who?
That's right - owls who!
Alexis (7)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Soap
Soap who?
Soap is things that get rid of the dirtyness!
Kenneth (6)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zom
Zom who?
Zombie going to eat you. rawr rawr rawr!
Alexis (3)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who let the dogs out
Charlotte (6)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
God Bless You!
PJ

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between us open it up.
PJ

Knock Knock
Who's there?
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.
PJ

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita nother minute to think it over
PJ

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana again?!
...................Andy (5) and Ellie (3) of Missouri

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Labrador
Labradoor who?
Labrador is a city not a person!!!
Morgann (13)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch who?
Bless you!!!
Hamzah (8)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Alliee (11)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Goliath
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look sleepy!!
Lane (7)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aren't you
Aren't you who?
Aren't you suppose to get back to work?
Abeel (8)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pour
Pour who?
Pour me a glass of water!
┬░Kayleigh┬░

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
Are you calling me?
David (11)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Old Lady
Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Brett (7)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Empty
Empty who?
Empty V! (MTV)
Rene`a (10)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yetta
Yetta who?
Yetta nother mosquito
Okay (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana come in!
Paola (14)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teresa
Teresa who?
Trees are green!
Irene

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bea
Bea who?
Bea and wish everyone a Merry Christmas!
KirstyAyaKoua (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Noel
Noel who?
Noel in the word Christmas!
Jo-Dee (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I'll tell you!
Adrienne (10)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hannah
Hannah who?
Hannah Montana!
Cameron (8)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haik
Hail who (Haiku)?
Wow! I didn't know you were a poet!!
Susana (16)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
T-Rex
T-Rex who?
There is a T-Rex at your door and you want to know his name!?!
Chayce & Chayne (6 - Twins)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Champ
Champ who?
Champ poo your hair, its so smelly!!! !?!
Kaitlin (6)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Good morning to
Good morning to who?
Good morning to you silly goose!
Lindsey (11)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and out , you'll find out!
Max (10)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Courtney
Courtney who?
Courtney criminals yet?!
Miley (16)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom Ate My Toe!
Kai (11)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
You sound like an owl!
Matthew (7)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grandma
Grandma who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grandma
Grandma who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aunt
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad I didnt say Grandma!
Paige (6)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me soon!
Emily (11)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!
Abby (11)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Color
Color who?
Color me I'm a coloring book!!
Mackenzie (7)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Wow great yodelling!!
Lexis (8)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Corn Chip
Corn chip who?
Don't eat me I'm a corn chip!!!
Rylie (8)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
(your name)
(your name) who?
Duh your my (friend or family) your supposed to know these thing!!!!
Rinny (11)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
K-9
K-9 who?
K-9, B-6, O-74...BINGO!
PJ

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
.........Joshua (6), Vermont

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me?
PJ

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Andy
Andy who?
And he bit me again?
PJ

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pea
Pea who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pea
Pea who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say pea?
PJ

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pea
NOW DON'T START THAT AGAIN
Sorry
PJ

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup Who?
Didn't I already say, Ketchup!
Michaela (13)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ignore
Ignore Who?
Me!
Luke (8)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oprah
Oprah Who?
Oprah Winfrey! Duh!
Brianna (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Issac
Issac Who?
Issac (I sick) of Knock Knock Jokes!
Issac (4)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jack'n
Jack'n Who?
Jack 'n the Box!
Kassi (13)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hoo
Hoo Who?
Hey! Stop acting like an Owl!
Briana (8)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya who?
Nunya business!
Casey (14)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Pol-e-s-e open the door!
Kelsang (10)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Notta
Notta who?
Notta nother mosquieto!
Okay (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Notta
Notta who?
Notta nother mosquieto!
Okay (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hairy
Hairy who?
Hairy up and let us in!
Josiah (7) and Dad

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut Run!
Lexy (11)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maya
Maya who?
Maya name is Noel!
SanojDaniel (10)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sue
Sue who?
Sue n'it'll be Christmas!
John-louis (12)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tarzan
Tarzan who?
Tarzan the monkey man swinging from a rubber band!
Raven (7)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owl
Owl who?
Owl you doing today?!
Alice (11)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woo
Woo who?
Don't get too excited, it's just a joke!?!
Amelia (11)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hadley
Hadley who?
Havin' you done your homework!?!
Bryce (12)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jimmie
Jimmie who?
Jimmie your money because I need it more than you.
James (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, would you let me in?
Max (10)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woo woo
Woo woo who?
Don't get excited, its only a joke!
Max (10)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Birthday
Birthday who?
Birthday in a box!
Kristen

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Crab
Crab who?
Crab me a Sandwich!
Jeb

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there??
Knock Knock
Who's there??
Just leave me alone!
Maddie (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yodely he
Yodely he who?
I didn't know you could yodel!!
Marwah (12)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owl
Owl who?
You're right! Owls DO hoo!!
Matt (8)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phyllis
Phyllis who?
Phyllis a glass of water please!
Courtney (9)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting who?
Interrupt- MOOOO!
Raghad (12)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owls
Owls who?
That's right! Owls who!
Alexis (7)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon outta here!!
Lexis (8)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego my eggo!!
Sydney (11)

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