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Kids Turn Jokes

Kids' Jokes
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What do you call three dogs on top of a car?
Rednecks car alarm!!

Kayla (12)

What did the ocean say to the beach?
I'm not shore!

Kevin (10)

Knock Knock
Who's There?
My name is not 'who'!
I know, but who's there?
I told you, my name is NOT 'who'
I give up!

Patty (12)

Raja asked Kumar, " Do you have a hole in your socks?"
Kumar said, ''No''.

Then Raja asked;''How did you put your leg in the sock?''
Rajashree (8)

Why are cooks cruel?
Because they whip the cream and beat the eggs!

Jeni (21)

If Miss Issippi bought Louis E. Anna a New Jersy, what would Dela Ware?
don't know, I'll ask her (Alaska)

Ciara (13)

What animal shouldn't you play cards with?
A Cheet-a!

Bob (14)

Knock Knock
Who's There?

Car
Car who?

Why is there double cars in this sentence?
Delaney (8)

What do you get when you combine a bird, a dog, and a car?
A flying car-pet!

Rosemary (11)

What shampoo do mountains use?
Head and Boulders!

Erika (11)

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate!

Charlie (9)

What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-Cola!!

Abigail (9)

What cheese is not yours?
Nachocheese

Chavis (14)


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