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Kids Turn Jokes

Kids' Jokes
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What did the ballerina do when she hurt her toe?
Called a Toe Truck!

Cassie (14)

What did one hurricane say to another hurricane?
I've got my eye on you!

Mitchell (11)

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!

Hunter (14)

What did the boy melon say to the girl melon?
We`re too young, we cantaloupe!

Ryan (9)

What do you call a fairy that never took a bath?
Stinkerbell!

Ryan (9)

What kind of milk do you get from a skinny cow?
Fat Free!

Richard (9)

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I broke my arm in several places!
Doctor: Then don't go to those places again!

Matthew (11)

A man walks into a bar.....
Ouch!

Kamo (15)

What did the momma globe say to the papa globe about the baby globe?
Shhhhhhhhh...he's mapping!

Ron

What kind of coffee do astronauts drink?
Starbucks!

Amy

Why are stars and false teeth alike?
They both come out at night!

Eric (12)

What kind of music do Mummys like?
Rap!

Ryan (9)

Why did the doctor get a new job?
Because he felt sick!

Devon (10)

Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!

Sandi (11)

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!

Lauren (14)

What do you call candy in the mail?
Junk mail!!

Celine (11)

What is the difference between a dog and a flea?
A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have a dog!!

Kim


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