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Why are fish smarter than frogs?
Because they travel in schools!!
Kristen (11)

Why do barbers make good drivers?
They know all the shortcuts!!
Jack (9)

What do you call a pig stuck in a pine tree?
A porky pine!!
Emily (11)

What is the definition of a volcano?
A mountain with hiccups!!
Fatima (10)

What does a dog use to help it to swim?
A doggy paddle!
Tarnisha (14)

What's black, white and red?
A penguin falling down the stairs!
Alison (11)

What did the winner of the race lose?
Her breath!
Ivy (13)

Why did the dog eat the knitted blanket?
Because he wanted FIBRE in his diet!
Deepti (14)

What beverage do baby chicks like to drink?
Peep-si!
Kristina (9)

What is black and white and eats like a horse?
A Zebra!
Nicola (14)

What do you call a bear with no ears?
A b!
Jasmine (11)

Why was the Dalmation bad at Hide-and-Seek?
He was always spotted!
Stephanie (9)

Why did the sponge take a bath?
So it could have a sponge bath!!
Hanna (14)

What did one dog say to the other?
Let's get Ruff!!
Brianna (8)

Why did the cat sit on top of the computer?
He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
Adryana (10)

Why was the rabbit on "So you think you can dance"?
So he could could hip hop!
Steven (14)

What school subject to moths like best?
Mothomatics!
Naila (11)

Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because her coach is a pumpkin!
Siddhant (14)

Two Nuns were driving down a road in Pennsylvania when suddenly a vampire jumps out of nowhere.One Nun said to the other "Show him your cross"
The other Nun wound down her window and said "Get out of the road you toothy git!!!!"
Jack (9)

What did one mindreader say to the other when they met?"
You're fine, how am I?
Ryan (8)

Why did the man take a hammer to bed?
He wanted to hit the sack!"
Travis (16)

How do you make an egg roll?
You push it!
Crystal (15)

What do you use to catch fish in the library?
A book worm!
Jennifer (10)

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
You're not my type!
Briana (9)

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Kylie (14)

Why didn't the dachsund puppy cross the road??
Because it did not want to become a hot dog!
Casey (14)

What is an astronauts favourite key on the keyboard?
The space bar!
Hannah (13)

Why is six afraid of seven??
Because seven ate nine!
Zak (7), WA

What do you call a cow and a camel??
Lumpy Milkshake!
Natalie, (8)

What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
You're too young to smoke!
Jason, (10)

When is a door, not a door?
When it's ajar!
Catherine, (13)

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