What's a cows favorite party game?
When is the only time it is okay to spit in a man's face?
When his moustache is on fire!
What did one carrot say to the other carrot?
Nothing. Carrots can't talk!
What did the grape say when he got stepped on by a elephant?
Nothing.He just let out a little whine.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
What did the skeleton say in the hot tub?
I'm soaked to the bone!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas Eve?
It's almost Christmas, Eve!
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What is a snowman's favorite cereal??
Are the curtains real?
No, they're drawn!
How many i's does everyone have?
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Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
Who delivers presents to cats??
Who delivers presents to elephants??
What is edible and sounds like a heart?
What is A living thing and sounds like a scarf??
What doe a bear say to his wife when he gets home??
Honey, I'm home!
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Take it to a scary movie!
What is the laziest Moutain? ?
What is a cats favourite colour?
What's a cows favorite kind of pie? ?
What type of dance class do sheep take??
Why did the girl wake up and throw her clock out the window?|
She wanted to see time fly!!
Why wasn't the teddy bear hungry?
He was stuffed!
Why did the Math book look so sad??
Because he had so many problems!!
What did the mother cow say after the 6 mile hike?
My calves hurt!
Do you want to hear about the hundred mile hike?
Never mind it's too long!
What is the crispiest time of the year?
What do Elfs learn at school?
How do you know if your dog is on the phone?
Check the collar ID!
What's the time when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What's so unusual about the foot of the table?
It has no toes or anything!
What has four legs and doesn't walk?
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What's A car park?
Where cars play!
What has A Head but no eyes, nose or mouth??
What's the difference between calves and people?
People have calves but calves don't have people!
What goes up and down but never moves?
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What is the easiest way to get rid of a boomerang?
Throw it down a one-way street!
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers!
What is hardest to catch when your running your fastest?
What should you give an alligator that is sick?
What did the horse wear to the beach??
Why didn't the man enter the building?
He didn't have enough entergy!