Why did the Jelly Babies want to go to school?
They wanted to be Smarties!
What allergy do you need the exterminator?
What do you call the coldest bank?
What do you call a turtle with green eyes and could see well??
A green see turtle!
What goes up but never comes down??
Why did the cook get arrested??
Because he got caught beating an egg!
What do call a rat with no clothes??
A naked molerat!
What do you call an organ that resides in a house?
Why are igloos round?
So penguins cant hide in the corner!
Two Muffins are baking in an oven.
Blueberry Muffin says: Boy its hot in here!
Chocolate Muffin says: AHHHH!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!
There are 2 cookies in the oven.
One looks at the other and said "It's hot in here!"
then the other said "Ah! A talking cookie."
How do you spell MOUSETRAP with just three letters?
There is a boy and a girl eating lunch. The boy tries to eat the girl's cheese.
"This is nacho cheese!" The girl said to the boy!
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
"The letter "g"!
What do you call a fish that wants everything?
What do call a flat basketball??
Who made the hot dog?
Why did the cow cross the road??
He wanted to go to the mooooooovies!
How do you get a zombie out of a bowl?
What do snowmen eat for a snack?
What time do you go to the dentist?
Why was the broom late?
Because it over-swept!!
Why did the squirrel never cross the road?
Because he thought the chicken was nuts!!
What kind of phone does a bee use?
A cell phone!
What do you call a fake phone??
Who do you name a person who plays the harp??
What's a walrus's favorite subject?
There were three men. Two walked into a bar. What did the third guy do?
When is the best day to have a Wedding?
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!
What do ducks eat?
Egg puns are eggciting.
What do Penguins have for lunch?
Why shouldn't you tell a joke when your ice skating?
Because the ice might crack up!!!!
What is a nerds favorite candy?
What did the cheese cracker said to the other cheese cracker?
What is a bookworms favorite game?
What did the dog say to the tree?
What do you call a heart that's sweet? ?
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head, I'll just hang around!
What do you get when you cross a pine tree and a pig?
A porky pine!!
Why did the scientific chicken cross the road?
To invent the other side!!
Why did the Koala Bear get the job?
Because he had the "koala-fications"!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot!!!!!
What do you call a light with no bulb?