Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sugar
Sugar Who?
Sugar Tank
Cortez
Will you remember me in a days time?
Will you remember me in a weeks time?
Will you remember me in a years time?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
You forgot me already!
Venos (6) England
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Take away it's c#cc0000it card!!
Bonnie, (12) California
What did A say to C?
It's an A-B conversation, C your way out of it.
Deborah (10), New York
Why did the man with no hand cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!
Me#cc0000ith, (12) South Australia
What is the smartest State in the United States?
Alabama because it has 4 "A's" and 1 "B"
Whitney (11), Alabama
What do you get when you cross Federal Express with UPS?
FED UP!!!
Lori (7), Nevada
What eats like a horse snores like a pig and hords money?
A millionaire
Kerron (11) Trinidad
What do you get when a cow gets caught in an earthquake?
A milk shake!!!
Natalie, Illinois
What do you say when a bannana runs away
because there sca#cc0000?
Wow! So thats why they call it a bannana split.
Mom, why would a bannana split at an ice cream
store!!!
Natalie, Illinois
Why do seagulls fly above the sea?
Because if they flew across the bay they would be
Bay-gulls !!!
Natalie, Illinois
Why do bananas wear sun tan lotion?
Because they "peel!!
Natalie, Illinois
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How did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the bottom of the chickens foot!!
Jonathan
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Cherie
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren't invented yet!!!
Jo, Australia
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Scot
Scot Who?
'Scot nothing to do with you!!
Savvas (8), England
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ays
Ays Who?
Ays your next door neighbour!!
Savvas (8), England
There was a woman named Marion, she had married ten men.
Why did she marry them?
Because she loves marrying the men to their
wives.[she was a minister]
Page, (11), Nebraska
There was a boyfriend and girlfriend talking. The girl said, "Now that we are engaged, will you give me a ring??"
The boy answe#cc0000, "Sure. What is your number again?"
Bee (12) Tennessee
Have you ever eaten deer?
"Yes."
Have you ever eaten rabbit?
"Yes."
Have you ever eaten bear?
"Yes."
Oh really?!? I always eat with my clothes on!
Bee (12) Tennessee
What did the man say when he ran into the bar?
OUCH!!!!
Danielle (11) Illinois
What did the pig say on a 100 degree day?
I'm bacon!!
Natalie, Illinois
What do you get if u come across a snowball and a
shark?
Frost bite!!
Natalie, Illinois
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head, I'll just hang around!!!
Danielle (11) Illinois
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