How do you get a Kleenix to dance?
You put a boogie in it!
Have you ever herad of the snowman with no left side?
Well he's all RIGHT now!!!
Beezer yellow and black!!
A little girl went to her mom and said, 'Mommy, does God use our bathroom?'
The mom said, 'No, Honey, why?'
The little girl replied, "Cause every morning daddy bangs on the door and yells, 'Oh God, are you still in there???"
What is wrong with a pig when it turns blue?
It has the blues!
Why did the skywriter not work?
Because it was a Jet!
What do you call a horse with wheels?
What do you call a Valentines joke that arrives on time?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do peer pressure.
Little Ole Lady
Little Ole Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel?!?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station
What is gray and has a trunk?
A Mouse going on vacation!
What do koalas wear to keep their feet dry in the rain?
How much did a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear!
Don't cry, it was just a joke.
Ken I give you a kiss goodnight?