Why do people put fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
Who made the Yellow River?
One day, an Indian boy asked his mother, "Mom, how did I get my name?" The mother replied, "I get all my children's names from the first thing I see on the way to the hospital. Like your brother Running Deer and your sister Flowing Creek. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Pee?"
How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts to do it!
What go's black and white, black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill!
What is Mickey Mouse's favorite car?
Why did the lizard weigh himself?
Because he weighed too much for his scales.
What is red and green and goes 70 mph?
A frog in a blender!
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see butter-fly!
One day a snail went into a car dealership he told the dealer "I want a car with s's all over it, I'll pick it up tomorrow"The snail came in the next day with the money for the car. The dealer finally asked "why do you want s's all over your car?" "So when I drive by people will say, " Look at that S Car-go"
What did the mushroom say to the strawberry?
Come with me on a date I'm a fungi (fun guy).
If you are an American in the living room then what are you in the bathroom?
What's black & white black & white black & white & red?
Free Willy in a blender or a penguin holding his breath.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
To get to the rabbit side.
What did the baby moon say to the mama moon?