Will you remember me tomorrow?
Will you remember me in a week?
Will you remember me in a year?
See, you just forgot me!
What nationality are you when you are on the potty?
Why did the lifeguard make the elephant get out of the pool?
Because he couldn't keep his trunks up!
A sandwich walks into a bar, and the bartender tells him
"Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What do you call a dog on an ice cube?
A chilly dog!!
Why did the body chase the head?
It wanted to get ahead!
God Bless you! Do you need a hankie?
How do you make a band stand?
You take away the chairs!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken!
What kind of underwear do cows wear?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
7 - 8 - 9!
Ashley Kelsie (13)
What's the capital of Alaska?
Juno. NO! I'm asking you!
No silly! Cows go MOO!
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Car go who?
Car go beep beep!
Why should you never tell a clock a secret?
Because time will tell!
When is a door, not a door?
When it is ajar!