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Kids Turn Jokes

Kids' Jokes
Page 8

What do you call a dog with no legs?
You can't it won't come.

Lauren (9)

Knock, Knock
Who's There?

Lettuce
Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Clair (14)

What do you call an uncle bug that lost its wings?
An ant! [aunt]

Danny (11)

What did the hot dog bun do with out the hot dog?
Lost it's name!

Stephanie (13)

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
He wanted to get his quarterback!

TJ (10)

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue!

Ashley (13)

What do you get when you leave your peanut butter and jelly sandwich in your lunch box for three days?
A peanut butter and smelly sandwich!!

Lindsey (9)

Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone?
Because it had no body to go with!

Stephanie (13)

Why did the duck cross the road?
Because he wanted some quackers!

Kyle (14)

What do you call a girl with one foot on either side of the river?
Bridget!

Harvey (11)

What kind of underwear does Mohammed Ali were?
Boxers of course!

Mark (9)

Q - How do you fit a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A - Open the door, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
Q - How do you fit an elephant in the refrigerator?
A - Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the door.
Q - The Lion is having a meeting for all the animals. Which animal doesn't come?
A - The elephant, he's still in the refrigerator.
Q - You need to cross an inhabited river full of crocodiles. There is no bridge. How do you cross?
A - Swim. The crocodiles are at the Lion's meeting.

Sondra (13)

What do you get with a buck?
A dollar bill!

Heidi (13)


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