What has hands but can’t clap?
What does an evil hen lay?
What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A corn field.
What’s faster, cold or hot?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Where do hamburgers go dancing?
A meat ball!
What do fish play on the piano?
What can you catch but not throw?
Why did the turkey join a band?
So he could use his drumsticks.
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir?
Because she was a little horse!
What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers!
Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy cod-mother!
When does it rain money?
When there is “change” in the weather.
What do you call a rich elf?
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
What do snakes like to study in school?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What is big, green and plays a lot of tricks?
Why did the ghost blow his nose?
Because it was full of booo-gers!
Where do you learn to make banana splits?
At sundae school.
Why did the melon jump into the lake?
It wanted to be a water-melon.
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
Why can’t your head be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What is yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard!
Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the army?
The first time he saluted he almost killed himself.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights.
What does a robot frog say?
Rib-bot. (Said in a robot voice)
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
Which hand is it better to write with?
Neither, it’s better to write with a pencil!
What made the computer squeak?
Someone stepping on its mouse.
What’s the most musical bone?
What makes music on your hair?
What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What do clouds wear?
What is an insect’s favorite sport?
Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why do basketball players love donuts?
Because they can dunk them!
What do you call a quiet laugh in Maui?
Why did the man run around his bed?
He was trying to catch up on sleep!
What is a plumber’s least favorite vegetable?
Why do pregnant horses run faster than other horses?
Because they have two horsepower.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball!
If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Knock-Knock Jokes For 6-Year Old’s
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Don’t cry, it’s just me!
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!
Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”
Annie body home?
Toodle-loo to you, too!
Adore is between you and me, so please open up!
Alex-plain when you open the door!
June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
Dwayne the bathtub ? I’m dwowning!