Funny Jokes For 8-Year-Old’s

smiling eight year old girl with sunglassesGood news! Most eight-year-olds are done with knock-knock jokes and ready to move on to punny fun.

Puns can help to improve a child’s sense of humor and help them see life can be funny without a punch line. Vocabulary classes might be tedious at times, but introducing puns for kids livens them up and helps youngsters learn while having fun.

Laughter boosts youngsters’ self-esteem, problem-solving, and social abilities. People with a good sense of humor build friendships easily, which enhances their self-esteem. Young children can learn the therapeutic power of laughing.

Humor helps people cope with stress and can prevent kids from anxiety and despair. Bring laughter to your household with the best puns and jokes ready to have everyone rolling in laughter!

What washes up on tiny oceans?

Microwaves!
microwave joke for 8 year olds

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.
math joke for eight year old kids

What kind of cats love bowling?

Alley cats.
cat joke for kids age 8

I tried to convince my family that if the cows are out in the pasture it pasteurized milk.

pasture joke for 8 year olds

What is a computer’s favorite snack?

Computer chips

What does a baby computer call his father?

Data!

Why are oysters greedy?

Because they’re shellfish.

Where do pencils go on vacation?

Pencil-vania

What does the Queen do when she burps?

She issues a royal pardon.

What does Steve Jobs like to order from McDonald’s?

A Big Mac.

What’s the worst thing about throwing a party in space?

You have to planet.

How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

When it’s full!

Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?

He’d heard that someone had stolen a base!

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

Why did the egg get thrown out of class?

Because he kept telling yolks!

What did one penny say to another penny?

We make cents.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days.

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

What happens when the clock strikes 13?

Time to get a new clock

What did the reporter say to the ice cream?

What’s the scoop?

How do you make an artichoke?

You strangle it.

What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Quit stalking me!

What school subject is the fruitiest?

History because it is full of dates!

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation!

What is the spider such a good computer programmer?

It knows all about the web.

How does a computer eat computer chips?

With mega-bytes.

How do trees get on computers?

They log on.

Why did the duck put his feet in the computer?

He wanted webbed feet.

How did people know Bill Gates farted at Apple HQ?

There was no Windows.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a crocodile?

A mega biter.

Why did WiFi marry the computer?

They had a connection.

Why does the cat sit on the computer?

To keep an eye on the mouse.

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Had a byte!

What do you call an army of babies?

Infantry.

What did the mama cow say to the calf?

It’s pasture bedtime.

Why was the broom late for school?

It overswept!

What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?

That hit the spot!

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don’t take me for granite!

What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crook-o-dile

What day do chickens fear the most?

Fry-days.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to go undercover!

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What do you get when you plant kisses?

Two lips.

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Because he traveled a lot!

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Catch ya later!

What did the microwave say to the other microwave?

Is it just me? Or is it really hot in here?

What did the sink say to the toilet?

Wow, you look really flushed!

Did you hear the joke about the little mountain?

It’s hill-arious!

What do you call a man with a large flat fish on his head?

Ray!

How did the yeti feel when he had flu?

Abominable.

What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A cat-has-trophy.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A Bab-boom.

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A may-bee.

What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?

A teapot.

You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?

Cutlery.

What is the richest nut?

A cash-ew.

You cut me, slice me, dice me, and all the while, you cry. What am I?

An onion.

Puns For 8-Year Olds

A book just fell on my head. I only have myshelf to blame.

I’m great friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.

I have a friend whose bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

I lost my mood ring the other day. I’m not sure how I feel about it.

I don’t trust staircases. They’re always up to something.

Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at!

That dolphin is so rude, but it doesn’t do it on porpoise.

Pigs are no fun to hang around. They’re just a boar.

Would a cardboard belt be a waist of paper?

Did you know taller people sleep longer in bed?

Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached!

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

My brother and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.