Funny Jokes For 11-Year-Old’s
By eleven, most kids are master jokers, ready to have the whole family giggling in no time. However, the family may want some new material!
Jokes for this age are still on the goofy and corny side but more sophisticated (for the most part). Humor is still their favorite form of bonding because it makes life more fun.
Here are some less common jokes kids will love, and so will their audience!
Easy to Remember Jokes For 11-Year Old’s
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Where do sharks go on holiday?
Finland!
Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow?
He wanted to have sweet dreams.
How do snowmen get around?
On their icicles.
In what kind of weather is a vet the busiest?
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
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How do fleas like to travel?
Itch hiking!
What did the calculator say to the maths student?
You can count on me.
Why did the skeleton go to the restaurant?
For spare ribs.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
What does a house wear?
Address!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What is the Capital of Spain?
S
What did one hurricane say to the other?
“I have my eye on you.”
How do cats bake cake?
From scratch.
Did you hear the joke about the germ?
Actually, never mind. I don’t want to spread it around.
How did the egg get up the mountain?
It scrambled up.
Why do we put candles on the top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
It needed a root canal.
Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the ‘P’ is silent.
Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter?
It’s much easier than walking!
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
Why did the echo get detention?
For answering back!
Why did the elephant quit the circus?
He was being paid peanuts.
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps at night.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and its “gone”.
How many seconds are there in a year?
Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.
How can the pocket of your pants be empty, but still have something in it?
When that something is a hole.
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
How do squids get to school?
They take an octobus.
What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
Why do witches stay in hotels?
She heard they always have great broom service!
How do rabbits like to travel?
By Hareplane!
What’s the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday!
How much fun is it to do your laundry when traveling?
Loads.
Why can cutlery teleport but not time travel?
It’s silverwhere, not silverwhen.
How does a Flat Earther travel the world?
On a plane.
When a cat doesn’t want to say goodbye, what do they say instead?
“See ya litter!”
What song does a cat like best?
Three Blind Mice.
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
What do you call it when it’s pouring ducks and geese?
Fowl weather!
How much does it cost Santa to ride his sleigh around the world?
Eight bucks. Unless the weather is bad, then it’s nine bucks.
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other rains down.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call a penguin that steals calamari?
A squid-napper.
What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
Your cellphone.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants!
Why didn’t the cat go to the vet?
He was feline fine!
Who is the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica!
The quickest way to make antifreeze?
Just steal her blanket!
Where do sick fish go?
To the dock.
How do you measure a snake?
In inches—they don’t have feet.
Why are toilets always so good at poker?
They always get a flush.
Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.
One Liner Jokes For 11-Year Olds
I would tell y’all a joke about time travel. But y’all didn’t like it…
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks!
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends (it depends).
A sandwich tried to get a reservation at a restaurant, but the waiter said they don’t serve food there.
I wanted to be a doctor but I didn’t have the patients.
I need a reasonably paid job. Something like $2000 an hour. Nothing too wild…
We are all-time travelers. We are all moving at the speed of precisely 60 minutes per hour.
Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.
Whoever invented knock-knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize.
I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me — it means a lot.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
I ate an alarm yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
I have never been good in Geography. But I can name at least one city in France, which is Nice.
Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a word puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some cross words.
You really shouldn’t be intimidated by advanced math…it’s easy as pi!
Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.