Funny Jokes For 3-Year-Old’s

A toddler’s giggles are heartwarming, but their jokes are rarely funny to adults. Little children find humor in more aspects of life than adults as everything is so fresh and new, like humor!

Toddlers love seven forms of comedy, unconventionally using objects, deliberately mislabeling things, making deliberate category errors, breaching taboos, performing funny bodily actions, tickling, chasing, and peekaboo.

You can help them to enjoy life by sharing jokes with them. Keep in mind that toddlers rarely fully understand a joke because it’s usually new information.

So start sharing jokes as a learning opportunity to teach your toddler about new things and ideas. Share the jokes below for fun and broaden your child’s world and enjoy funny moments together.

Easy to Remember Jokes For 3-Year Old’s

What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?

In kindergarten.
garden joke for 3 year olds

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

trampoline joke for 3 year olds

What’s the most expensive fish called?

A goldfish.

fish joke for three year old kids

What kind of lion never roars?

A dandelion!

dandelion joke for 3 year old children

What time do you go to the dentist?

At tooth-hurty!

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost her!

What did the nose say to the finger?

Quit picking on me!

What bird is always out of breath?

A puffin!

What do you call a bull that is sleeping?

A bulldozer.

What does a tree like to drink?

Root beer.

What do monsters eat?

Fish and ships.

Why do you go to bed every night?

Because the bed won’t come to you!

What did the banana say to the dog?

Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

Why did the boy throw a clock out the window?

To see time fly.

What’s the difference between elephants and bananas?

Bananas are yellow.

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

I scream!

What did the tree say to the wind?

“Leaf me alone!”

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey.

What fruit do twins love?

Pears!

What did the egg say to the funny baker?

You crack me up.

What do you do if you get peanut butter on your doorknob?

Use a door jam.

What’s an alligator in a vest called?

An investi-gator.

Why did the toddler toss the butter out the window?

So she could see a butter-fly.

What is a pizza’s favorite type of jokes?

Cheesy ones!

What’s a boy bee’s go-to haircut?

A buzzcut.

What is the most famous type of animal in the sea?

A starfish.

What starts with gas and has three letters?

A car.

Why don’t lamps ever sink when they’re in water?

They are too light.

What type of music do balloons hate listening to?

Pop.

What do cats always wear when they go to bed?

Paw-jamas.

What do you call a sheep that has no legs?

A cloud.

What’s something that falls but will never hit the ground?

The temperature.

What’s an astronaut’s favorite meal of the day?

Launch.

What does an Italian ghost always order when he goes out to eat?

Spook-hetti.

Which planet is the best singer?

Nep-tune.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle!

How do bees get to school?

On a school “buzz”

What did the triceratops sit on?

It’s tricera-bottom!

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Because they have good soles.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath?

A Stink-o-Saurus.

What do cows read with breakfast?

A moooospaper

What do you call a chicken who counts it’s eggs?

A mathema-CHICKEN

What do farmers give each other on Valentines Day?

Lots of HOGS & kisses!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Why did the orange lose the race?

Because he ran out of juice.

Where do Pirates like to eat?

ARRRRby’s (Arby’s)

What did the french fry say to the slow hamburger?

KETCHUP!

Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Where does Dad keep all his jokes?

In the dadabase!

What did the janitor say when she jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Have you seen the dog bowl?

I didn’t know our dog could bowl…

What game do mice love to play?

Hide and Squeak!

Why did the cow cross the road?

to get to the udder side!

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Build a sty-scraper!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers!

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Why should you put your calendar in the freezer?

To start off the new year in a cool way.

What should people never eat on New Year’s Eve?

Fire crackers.

What do you call a monkey when you take its bananas?

Furious George.

What do you call a joke that isn’t funny?

A question.

What’s white and ruins your dinner?

An avalanche.

How do you confuse someone?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

What did one stranger say to the other?

Nothing, they were strangers who didn’t know each other.

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much as a kid?

He was a little Thor.

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because they’re dead.

What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Pick them up and roll them back.

What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?

Expla-nation.

How do you stop a dog from barking in the backseat of a car?

Put it in the front seat.

Why did the elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M’s.

Knock-Knock Jokes For 3-Year Olds

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Beets!

Beets who?

Beets me!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Sadie

Sadie who?

Sadie magic words and I’ll tell you!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Snow

Snow who?

Snowbody but me!