Funny Jokes For 7-Year-Old’s
Anyone who has spent time with children knows that nothing beats a well-timed joke especially for seven-year-old who love to share their wealth of knowledge. No matter the reason, it’s always a good idea to have a goofy pun or a silly joke ready to lighten the tension of a stressful day. Fill your parenting tool belt with a variety of jokes to pull out at the right time.
Children in elementary school are often full of creativity and you can help unlock their inner ability. Join them in the goofiness with jokes, magic tricks, and acting out the jokes. Bring the benefits of humor to life and watch your child fall in love with the world!
These kid-friendly jokes are brief, simple to recall, and make sense – which is not often the case with jokes for kids! Of course, these punny jokes will have you rolling your eyes along with everyone else but they will still bring a smile to your face. However, kids still enjoy knock-knock jokes at this age but the finish line is near!
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because he’s always spotted.
How did one volcano propose the other one?
“I Lava you”.
What do you call a fairy who does not like to shower?
What state has the most streets?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a short cut.
What should you wear to a tea party?
How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?
She nailed it.
Where do the coolest mice live?
In their mouse-pads.
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Batman, of course!
What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
What did the horse say when it fell?
I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
What dog keeps the best time?
A watch dog!
What is a cat’s favorite color?
If your dog was craving a pizza, what type of pizza would he want?
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
What type of songs do the planets sing?
Why is the weightlifter so upset?
Because she needs to work with dumb-bells!
How do the dogs take a break in between a movie?
By putting the movie on paws!
Why was the baby raspberry crying?
Because his parents were stuck in a jam!
What did the bird call his girlfriend?
When is a baseball player like a spider?
When he catches a fly!
How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
They both need a good batter!
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team!
Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!
What do you call a tree with lots of friends?
What does a booger in love tell his girl friend?
I’m stuck on you.
Why do you smear peanut butter in the road?
To go with the traffic jam.
What did the cupcake tell it’s frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Can one bird make a pun?
No, but toucan.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed person on a unicycle and a poorly dressed person on a bike?
Why did the dog want to become a doctor?
Because cats can.
How does a boat full of puppies move?
Why did the foreman fire the worker at the banana factory?
He kept throwing away all the bent ones.
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke.
Thank goodness it was a soft drink.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why are peppers the best at archery?
Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick?
Put it on my bill!
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Knock-Knock Jokes For 7-Year Olds
Owls say who?
Bean a while since I saw you!
No, I prefer google.
Candice door open, or what?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
Will you remember me in a year?
Will you remember me in a month?
Will you remember me in a week?
Will you remember me in a day?
See, you forgot me already!
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
Saul there is — there ain’t no more!
Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!