What did one snowman say to the other?
Why do I keep smelling carrots?
What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears?
Anything you like, he can’t hear you.
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t “peeling” well!
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
What is red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
Do you want to hear a joke about a pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
What did the ocean say to their airplane?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What do you get when you shake a cow?
How do bees brush their hair?
They use honeycombs!
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let go of it!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What is the difference between elephants and grapes?
Grapes are purple.
What did one tomato say to the other tomato?
You go ahead and I’ll ketchup.
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the MOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooovies.
What do you call a train that sneezes?
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone!
Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window?
To see butter-fly.
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert?
He was stuffed.
How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
Because he is always coffin.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
Why did the traffic light turn red?
It had to change in the middle of the street.
How do mountains stay warm in winter?
What do you call an old snowman?
How do you catch a whole school of fish?
Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten.
Why did the pony get sent to his room?
He wouldn’t stop horsing around.
What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
What’s the biggest moth in the world?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What type of markets do dogs avoid?
Why is the grass so dangerous?
It’s full of blades.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
How does a penguin build its house?
Why was the bicycle lying down?
It was two-tired.
Name something red that is bad for your teeth.
Which dog likes taking bubble baths?
What did the lightbulb say to its sweetheart?
I wuv you a watt!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
What do you call a huge pile of cats?
What do you call a bear with no ears?
What kind of key opens a banana?
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish!
Knock-Knock Jokes For 5-Year Olds
Cows go who?
No, cows go MOO!
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Harry up and answer the door!
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one!
Canoe come out and play with me?
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
No, it’s kangaroo!
Dishes the police! Open up!
Icy you in there!
Scold outside, let me in!
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Nana your business!
Can I have a hug and a quiche?
Pecan someone your own size.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear more jokes?
Oink oink who?
Are you a pig or an owl?
Radio not, here I come!
Bam who is what pandas eat. Let’s go out for pizza.