Funny Jokes For Teens

It is much simpler to get teenagers to roll their eyes than to get them to laugh, especially when it comes to clean humor. Don’t worry, your adolescent expects punny groaners from you, especially clean and cheesy jokes.

These often cheesy jokes will make your adolescent laugh or at the very least give them a mental respite from the stresses of studying, finding a prom date, and navigating the stormy waters of high school socialization. While they may not laugh out loud because they need to show you do not control their emotions, they are laughing on the inside.

Keep the lines of communication open with your teen with these fun jokes geared for children between 13 and 18. Then, pull them out during times of stony silence to feel like you still have a bond with your teen.

Easy to Remember Jokes For Teenagers

What perfume do teenagers like?

perfume joke for teens

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don’t know, and I don’t care.

ignorance joke for teenagers

What do you call malware on a Kindle?

A bookworm.

kindle malware joke for teens

How do you know when you’re desperate for an answer?

You look at the second page of Google search results.

google joke for teenagers

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

switzerland joke for kids in their teens

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?

Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens?

He lost his Hedwig.

Why was the teenagers report card wet?

It was below the C level!

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Why is your room always so messy?

So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something.

Who are you texting so late?

Jake from State Farm.

Someone just called my phone, sneezed, and hung up.

I’m sick and tired of these cold calls.

Why is the obtuse angle so depressed?

Because they’re never right.

How do you drown a hipster?

In the main-stream.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can’t even.

Those 13-year-old girls talking about “I need a man who…”

No, you just need to do your homework.

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Keep trying until you get a reaction.

How do Minecraft players celebrate?

They throw block parties!

What do pre-teen ducks hate?

Voice quacks.

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why are electrons never invited to parties?

They’re so negative.

When do jokes become dad jokes?

When the punchline is apparent.

What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?

“Make me one with everything.”

How many Emo kids do you need to screw in a light-bulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Looking for jokes for slightly younger children? Check out these jokes for twelve year old kids to keep your tween laughing.

One Liner Jokes For Teens

I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought…“That’s the last thing I need!”

I used to be addicted to soap. But I’m clean now.

Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.

Christmas is so close. I can almost smell the mistletoe I won’t be kissed under.

Next time a stranger talks to me when I’m alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly “You can see me?”

I believe the word “studying” was derived from the words “students dying“.

I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.

I love jokes about Peter Pan. They never grow old.

I tried to make a paper joke once. It was tearable.

I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.

My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”

I tried to win a suntanning competition. But all I got was bronze.

I just got a job where they pay you to sleep. It’s my dream job.

I actually had to break up with my old video console, it’s now my ex box.
Nothing personal just time for a Switch.

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

I invented a new word today: Plagiarism!

Five out of four people admit they’re bad with fractions!

I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!

I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me.

I don’t really call for funerals that start before noon. I guess I’m just not a mourning person!

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.

My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Longer Jokes For Teenagers

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’
The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’

I watched my dog chase his tail for 30 minutes.
And I thought “wow, dogs are easy to entertain!“.
Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for 30 minutes.

A teenager at a funeral asks the priest for the WiFi password.
The priest is shocked and asks the boy “Have you no respect for the dead?”
The boy hears the priests and responds, “Is that uppercase or lowercase?”

Student: Teacher!
Teacher: Yes?
Student: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Student: I didn’t do my homework.

How school works: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+3+4=9
Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun’s mass.

Me: I cleaned all the dishes.
Mom: Aren’t you going to put them away too?
Me: You have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.