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Good clean fun Halloween Humor to tickle your silly bones!
HALLOWEEN JOKES SUBMITTED BY KIDS

What room can't a Ghost go in?
The Living room!

.......jrojas4497 (8)

Where do ghosts like to swim?
Lake Erie!

.......Andy (15)

Why did the skeleton NOT cross the street?
It didn't have any guts!!

.......Archis (9)

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 - 8 (eight) - 9

.......Lizzy (10), NC

What did the zombie say to the other zombie?
I want my Mummy!!!

.......anonymous submitter

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Boo!!
Boo who?
Don't cry!!!

.......a Halloween friend

Why do witches use brooms to fly?
Because vacuums make too much noise!!

.......Naiomi (11)

What do Ghosts eat for breakfast?
Boo-berry pancakes!

.......Kellie

What did the wicked witch say to the Jack-o-lantern?
Haa-a-py Halloween!

.......Marissa (10)

What's Dracula's favorite drink?
Blood Weiser!!

.......Anonymous

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Because people are dieing to get in them!

.......Lily (13)

What is Draculas favorite drink?
Bloody Mary!

.......Jenny (9)

What can you find at a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!

.......Kayla

What is the favorite food of a witch?
A sand-witch!

.......Emily (10)

Why did the ghost become a cheerleerder?
She liked to show off her spirit!

.......Meredith (7)

What's a vampires favourite sport?
Batminton!

.......Alisha (15)

Why did the Vampire cross the street?
To get a sucker!

.......Curtis

If there are ten ghosts that are copycats, and one leaves, how many are left?
None they're all copycats!

.......Maverick

Why are there always fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dyin' to get in!!!!!!

.......Jessica

What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
His other fang!

.......Rachel (9), Ohio

What kind of berries do ghosts eat?
Boo Berries!!

.......Taylor (11)

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?
It had no BODY to play with!

.......Nathan (16)

What is a vampires favorite sickness?
Coffin!!

.......Katie (21)

What is a Zombies favorite dinner?
Mashed potatoes and gravy.

.......Noah

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
Because he had no body to dance with!

.......Jessica (13)

What is a ghosts favorite pie?
BOO Berry!

.......Katherine (13)

What do ghosts eat for dessert?
I scream and Booberry pie!

.......Sarah (12)

Why didn't the ghost go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!

.......Ben (11)

What do you get when you cross a skeleton and a snowman?
Frostbite!

.......Brandon (11)

What do you get when a skeleton crosses the road?
Dead bones scattered everywhere!

.......Megan (12)

What's a witch's favourite lesson in school?
Spelling!

.......Hollie

What kind of music do mummys listen?
wRAP!

.......Seantific (7)

What is an Australian Ghost's favourite pie?
A boo-meringue pie!

.......Cassie (11)


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