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Kids' Jokes
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Why Did Tigger Look In The Toilet????
To look for poo!
Casandra (9), Alberta

What kind of fish goes with peanut butter??
Jelly Fish!
Danelle, (13) New York

Why did the skeleton cross the road??
To get to the body shop!
Brandon (11), Florida

What does a ghost eat for breakfast??
Scream of wheat!
Teresa (10), Michigan

nock Knock
Who's there?
Tic
Tic who?
Tic'em up. I'm a tongue tied towboy!!
Erin (6), California

Why was Abraham Lincoln buried standing up?
Because he never lied!!
Kadie, (10), California

Veterinarian....."On the whole, your horse is progressing nicely. His left hind leg is a bit swollen but it doesn't bother me."
Client......"I guess your right, if your leg was swollen it wouldn't bother him either."
John, (11) Virginia Beach

Who was the smartest animal on the ark???
The snake -- no one could pull his leg!
Josh, (8), Michigan

How do you catch a unique bird?
U-neek up on it!
How do you catch a tame bird?
The tame way!
Danelle, (13) New York

What did the stamp say to the envelope??
Stick with me and we'll go places!
Danielle (13) NY

What dog can tell the best time?
A watch dog!
Stan (7) Columbus, Ohio

What is Yahoo's favorite Drink??
Yohoo!
Rose (8), Florida

Why did the man with one hand cross the street?
To get to the second-hand store!
Mark (11) Utah

Why did the boy car not start?
Because the girl car was right beside him!
Morgan (8), Indiana

Why did the dino cross the road?
Because he wasn't chicken!
David (12) MI

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb in a tree and act nuts!
Katie (9),MN

What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer!
Patrick, (9) Ontario

What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?
An elevator.
Micah Hunter (7)

What was the meanest insect in the Bible?
The wicked flea.
Rachel Hunter (10)

How can you identify a 'dog tree'?
By it's bark!
Mac (9)...San Francisco

Why did T-rex cross the road?
Cuz the chicken wasn't invented yet!
Mac (9)...San Francisco

Why did the baseball coach hire a piano player?
Because he had a perfect pitch!!
.........Patrick (9), Ontario

What letter of the alphabet can hurt you the most?
The letter B
.........Joshua (6), Vermont

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana again?!
...................Andy (5) and Ellie (3) of Missouri

What is a tree's favorite Drink?
Root Beer!!
.........Patrick (9), Ontario

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
.........Joshua (6), Vermont

What do you do if a dinosaur invades your town?
Wake up!!
.........Patrick (9), Ontario

What two flowers grow between your nose and your chin?
Tulips
.........Joshua (6), Vermont

Do dinosaurs have a good sense of smell?
No, or they would smell themselves and jump off cliffs!
.........Patrick (9), Ontario

What is the difference between a dinosaur and a dragon?
Dinosaurs are too young to smoke!
.........Patrick (9), Ontario

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