Why Did Tigger Look In The Toilet????
To look for poo!
Casandra (9), Alberta
What kind of fish goes with peanut butter??
Jelly Fish!
Danelle, (13) New York
Why did the skeleton cross the road??
To get to the body shop!
Brandon (11), Florida
What does a ghost eat for breakfast??
Scream of wheat!
Teresa (10), Michigan
nock Knock
Who's there?
Tic
Tic who?
Tic'em up. I'm a tongue tied towboy!!
Erin (6), California
Why was Abraham Lincoln buried standing up?
Because he never lied!!
Kadie, (10), California
Veterinarian....."On the whole, your horse is progressing nicely. His left hind leg is a bit swollen but it doesn't bother me."
Client......"I guess your right, if your leg was swollen it wouldn't bother him either."
John, (11) Virginia Beach
Who was the smartest animal on the ark???
The snake -- no one could pull his leg!
Josh, (8), Michigan
How do you catch a unique bird?
U-neek up on it!
How do you catch a tame bird?
The tame way!
Danelle, (13) New York
What did the stamp say to the envelope??
Stick with me and we'll go places!
Danielle (13) NY
What dog can tell the best time?
A watch dog!
Stan (7) Columbus, Ohio
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What is Yahoo's favorite Drink??
Yohoo!
Rose (8), Florida
Why did the man with one hand cross the street?
To get to the second-hand store!
Mark (11) Utah
Why did the boy car not start?
Because the girl car was right beside him!
Morgan (8), Indiana
Why did the dino cross the road?
Because he wasn't chicken!
David (12) MI
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb in a tree and act nuts!
Katie (9),MN
What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer!
Patrick, (9) Ontario
What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?
An elevator.
Micah Hunter (7)
What was the meanest insect in the Bible?
The wicked flea.
Rachel Hunter (10)
How can you identify a 'dog tree'?
By it's bark!
Mac (9)...San Francisco
Why did T-rex cross the road?
Cuz the chicken wasn't invented yet!
Mac (9)...San Francisco
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Why did the baseball coach hire a piano player?
Because he had a perfect pitch!!
.........Patrick (9), Ontario
What letter of the alphabet can hurt you the most?
The letter B
.........Joshua (6), Vermont
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana again?!
...................Andy (5) and Ellie (3) of Missouri
What is a tree's favorite Drink?
Root Beer!!
.........Patrick (9), Ontario
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
.........Joshua (6), Vermont
What do you do if a dinosaur invades your town?
Wake up!!
.........Patrick (9), Ontario
What two flowers grow between your nose and your chin?
Tulips
.........Joshua (6), Vermont
Do dinosaurs have a good sense of smell?
No, or they would smell themselves and jump off cliffs!
.........Patrick (9), Ontario
What is the difference between a dinosaur and a dragon?
Dinosaurs are too young to smoke!
.........Patrick (9), Ontario
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