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Kids Turn Jokes

Kids' Jokes
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What is the first letter in yellow?
Y....Because I want to know.
Zayroux (9)

A man was driving in his car, when he ran over a rabbit. He felt bad for it, so he got out of his car and knelt beside the rabbit. He wondered what to do to help it , but just then a woman drove up in a pickup truck. She took out a bottle and put some of the liquid that was in it onto the rabbit. It started to hop around, and finally hopped away. The man asked, what did you put on that rabbit?
The woman read the bottle and said: Hare restorer. Restores dull and lifeless hare.
Rebecca (11)

Which state gets the best grades?
Alabama because it has 4 a's and 1 b.

Danielle (14)

Mrs. Green lives in a green house. Mrs. Pink lives in a pink house. Mrs. Yellow lives in a yellow house. Who lives in the white house?
The President!
Jesse (14)

What do you use to catch fish in the library?
A bookworm!
Jennifer (9)

Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
Because if you add 4 and 4 you get 8 (ate)!
Allison (9)

Where are cows preserved?
In the moo-seum!!
Curt (15)

Why did the one armed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!!
Natalie (9)

Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!!
Charlie (6)

What is a shirts favorite chocolate?
Buttons!!
Qasim (11)

Why did he turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station!

James (15)

What did the cat see when he crossed the desert at Christmas time?
Nothing but sand and clause!

Alexzandra (10)

Why did the astronaut find bones on the moon?
Because the cow didn't make it!

Katherine (11)

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!

Diva (10)

Why didn't the Teddy Bear ask for seconds?
He was stuffed!

Asha (10)

There were 10 copycats in a car, one got out, how many are left?
None because they all copied each other!
Gemma (9)

What is the biggest ant?
An elephant!
Emily (5)

What is a golfer afraid of?
The bogey-man!
Kristin (11)

What did one eye say to the other eye?
Just between you and me, there is something that smells!
Aaron (12)

What do you call something blue and furry?
A mouse holding it's breath!
Natalie (9)

Why did the bald man put rabbits on his head?
Because they looked like hares!
Charlie (6)


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