A man was driving in his car, when he ran over a rabbit. He felt bad for it, so he got out of his car and knelt beside the rabbit. He wondered what to do to help it , but just then a woman drove up in a pickup truck. She took out a bottle and put some of the liquid that was in it onto the rabbit. It started to hop around, and finally hopped away. The man asked, what did you put on that rabbit?
The woman read the bottle and said: Hare restorer. Restores dull and lifeless hare.
Rebecca (11)

Which state gets the best grades?
Alabama because it has 4 a's and 1 b.
Danielle (14)

Mrs. Green lives in a green house. Mrs. Pink lives in a pink house. Mrs. Yellow lives in a yellow house. Who lives in the white house?
The President!
Jesse (14)

What do you use to catch fish in the library?
A bookworm!
Jennifer (9)

Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
Because if you add 4 and 4 you get 8 (ate)!
Allison (9)

Where are cows preserved?
In the moo-seum!!
Curt (15)

Why did the one armed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!!
Natalie (9)

Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!!
Charlie (6)

What is a shirts favorite chocolate?
Buttons!!
Qasim (11)