Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!!!!
Steven (5) Washington

What do you call a donkey with one eye and three legs?
A winkey wonkey!!!!
Iceiey (11) Glasglow

What is a lizards favorite phone service?
Call wading!!!!
Jason (10) Florida

What do you get when you cross a cheetah with a hamburger?
Fast food!!!!
Skyler (7) Florida

Why did the banana go to the doctor??
Because he wasn't "peeling" well!!
Rhianna (8) Saskatachewan, Canada

Why did the antler fall off the reindeer?
Because he wasn't "falling" well!!!!
Vic (11) Pennsylvania

Where is Timbukto?
Beside Timbukone and before Timbukthree!!!!
Austin (10) Ontario

Why didn't the clock work?
Because it needed a hand!
Alex (5) Illinois

Why did the little boy throw a peanut butter into the ocean?
To go with the jelly fish.!!
Justine (8) Missouri Why did the banana go to the doctor??
Because he wasn't "peeling" well!!
Rhianna (8) Saskatachewan, Canada

What is a ghost's favorite pie??
Boo Berry!!
Sharayah (10) Missouri

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
If you're going to cry about it, I am not going to tell you!!
Sean (9) PA

What do you call friends on a ship?
Friendships
Molly (8) Tx

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Little Old Lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!!
Sarah (12)

Why did the little boy throw a peanut butter into the ocean?
To go with the jelly fish.!!
Justine (8) Missouri

What is red, black and white?
An embarassed zebra!!
Tess (8) Tn

What is the most military day of the year??
March 4th!!
Nikki (6) California

Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school??
Because his heart wasn't into itt!! (or he had no didn't have the guts!!)
Kirstie (11), Australia

Two deaf people were sitting on a railway station.
1st man:Are you going to London?
2nd man: No,I'm going to London.
1st man: Oh! I thought you were going to London!!
Fareen, Abu Dhabi

What do you get when you put a cat on a beach?
Sandy claws!!
Anonymous submitter

A rooster is sitting on top of a barn, and lays an egg. The wind is blowing west and the rooster is facing north. On what side of the barn does the egg fall?
Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!!
Dawson (11) North Dakota

What kind of motorbike can cook eggs?
A scrambler!!
Philip (10), Quebec

If one sheep is called a ewe - what are two sheeps called?
W!
Erika (9) Washington

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vanpire?
Frost bite!
Ellen (9) New York

How long did it take the shoe to walk across the road?
The same as it took the person!
Timi (6) Wv

What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
2 points like everyone else!
Pat (10) Ontario

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it!!!
Crystal, (9), California

Why did the dog cross the road?????
To get to the barking lot!!
Kadie (10), California

What is the best way to get on TV??
Sit on it!!
Philip (10), Quebec