Why did the cookie go to the doctor??
Because he was feeling crumby!
Cynthia (9)
What did the woodpecker eat for breakfast?
Oakmeal!
Dana (15)
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mates!
Aimee (6)
What was the chicken scared of?
A wolf!
Trace (9)
What has black and white stripes and is tan?
A Zebra with a bad tan!
Tara (9)
Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
The meat "ball"
Amelia (11)
What is a rocks favorite punctuation mark?
A coalon!!
Julia (7)
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says, Spit out your chewing gum! A train says, Chew chew!
Olivia (8)
What did the bartender say to the horse?
Why the long face?
Connor (11)
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole-in-one!
Chuck (12)
What do you call an elephant with an infected hair??
Elehair!
Jessi (13 1/2)
What is always smooth??
The word smooth!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish!
Cynthia (9)
Why was the bear mad?
He couldn't bear to see no honey!
Sara (9)
Why did the frog cross the road??
Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts
Annie (9)
What do baby chicks use to help them hatch??
A "hatch"et
Katie (10)
What happens when you eat batteries?
You turn into a robot!
Kobe (8)
What do you call a banana mixed up with a head?
A Banana Head!
Draven (6)
Why was the police officer under the blanket?
He was an undercover cop!
Jaiden (11)
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
Jurassic pork!!
Prin (8)
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
Aurora (12)
Why did the elephant not cross the road?
It was the Zebra crossing!
Aishwarya (14)
Why is the bear not going to eat?
He was stuffed!
Kenziela (10)
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on!
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