Oh, I didn't know that you could yodel!
If bananas grow on trees, what kind of tree do chickens grow on?
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven, eight, nine.
What did the one chimney say to the other?
You are too young too smoke.
Why are skunks so poor?
They only have one scent.
What is Tony Hawks favorite cereal?
What do you get when you eat pasta with a utensil?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Sean and Andrew (13)
If skeletons say "bone" appetit, what do monkeys say?
Why are ducks poor?
They only have one bill.
Why did the BUTTER go out the the window?
To see if it can FLY. Get it BUTTER-FLY
What did one math book say to the other?
I've got lots of problems!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Owl says who?
Why did the tire need a vacation?
It could not take the pressure anymore.
Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?
Because it was too chicken.
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he was strapped to a chicken's back!
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying car pet!
What did the hamburger name his daughter?
What does a little vampire call his parents?
Mommy and Batty
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby!