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Kids Turn Jokes

Kids' Jokes
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Knock Knock
Who's There?

Yoda-le-he
Yoda-le-he-who?

Oh, I didn't know that you could yodel!
Julianna (13)

If bananas grow on trees, what kind of tree do chickens grow on?
Poultry

Austin (14)

Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven, eight, nine.

Lynn (7)

What did the one chimney say to the other?
You are too young too smoke.

Jan (12)

Why are skunks so poor?
They only have one scent.

Richard (10)

What is Tony Hawks favorite cereal?
Trix!

Ki`mara (10)

What do you get when you eat pasta with a utensil?
Spoon-getti!

Bob

Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.

Sean and Andrew (13)

If skeletons say "bone" appetit, what do monkeys say?
Banana appetit.

Ashley (12)

Why are ducks poor?
They only have one bill.

Megan/Sunny (10)

Why did the BUTTER go out the the window?
To see if it can FLY. Get it BUTTER-FLY

Mariacella (9)

What did one math book say to the other?
I've got lots of problems!

Sarah (10)

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!

Rachael (14)

Knock Knock
Who's There?

Owl says
Owl says who?

Exactly!
Lynn (7)

Why did the tire need a vacation?
It could not take the pressure anymore.

Marie (17)

Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?
Because it was too chicken.

Marty (11)

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong?
Nacho Cheese!

Sophie (11)

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he was strapped to a chicken's back!

Chelsae (11)

What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying car pet!

Toni (9)

What did the hamburger name his daughter?
Patty!!

India (9)

What does a little vampire call his parents?
Mommy and Batty

Joshua (10)

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby!

Mariacella (9)


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