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What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
Douthinkhesaraus....Erin (7)

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A try and try and try and try-sarratops....Patrick (9)

What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex....Patrick (9)

What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A tyrannasaurus wreck!....Patrick (9)

Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A dino-sewer.....Patrick (9)

Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?
At the dino-shore....Patrick (9)

Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw?
Cause they don't know how to cook....Patrick (9)

What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose?
OUT of the way!!....Patrick (9)

What is the top dinosaur of the day?
The Triciri-TOPS.... SummerMarie

Which dinosaur has the best manners?
Please-iosaurus....Robin

Which dinosaur doesn't like to share?
My-osaura....Robin

Which dinosaur doesn't ever want to go out?
Stay-gasaurus....Robin

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saurus....Kirsty (3) huge dino fan!

What dinosaur cracks the Earth when it walks?
A Break-e-o-saurus (Brachiosarus)....Jaden (5)

Dino Jokes

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Light bulbs weren't invented yet.....Noah

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a parrot?
Dino want a cracker?!....Betsy, (13)

If I was a dinosaur what would I forget to remember?
Nothing... because I would have forgotten that I have a bad memory which would make it hard to remember. So I would of forgotten to remind myself not to forget what I was trying to remember.... Did you get all that?....Amy

What dinosaur is always sad?
CRY-orhynchus!....Gina and Courtney (15)

What does the Barosaurus use in the shower?
A Bar o' soap!....Gina and Courtney (15)

What dinosaur lost it's coat?
The Quetzal-COATLESS!!....Gina and Courtney (15)

What do you call a dinosaur with a chainsaw?
Allosaurus!....Amy (13)

Why did a dinosaur eat a chicken??
Because it was crazy!....Astrid (5)

Do Dinos get sad??
Yes! When I eat a dino lunch!....Kade (9)

Why does a dinosaur have a small neck but a big body?
Big things come in small packages!....Jon


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